Dads come in all shapes and sizes, but one thing they have in common is a love of bacon. OK, there may be 5 or 6 dads who don’t love bacon, in which case, I don’t know what to tell ya. For the rest of the bacon-loving dads out there, I’ve got some perfectly porcine gifts for Father’s Day. Keep readin’!
Because Dad knows real men love bacon, why not give him a t-shirt from cafepress.com that says so?
Is Dad a baconaholic and chocoholic, no problem. Treat him to Vosges Haut Chocolat beer and bacon chocolate bar gift set. Yes, I said beer and bacon chocolate bar. I should just stop typing here. But I want to give you a few more ideas.
Does your Dad love making pancakes on Sunday mornings? Then get him a pig-shaped pancake pan. (Toss some bacon in the batter while you’re at it.)
Got a dad who likes to cook? Chopping vegetables is a lot more fun when done on a wooden pig shaped cutting board.
Some dads prefer bling. If your dad is one of them, he might appreciate a sterling silver pig ring.
Is your dad a finger-licking BBQ guy? How about a Pig of the Month BBQ Sauce Sampler?
If you’re a relatively new wife looking for a Father’s Day gift for your husband, how about this t-shirt that says, “He Loves Me More Than Bacon“? If you’ve been married for a loooong time, then you might prefer the t-shirt that says “Bacon Saved Our Marriage.” It’s your call.
For the dad who has everything, consider Big John Grill’s E-Z Way Towable 10-foot square Sow Pig Roaster Rib Smoker for a mere $3,955.00. Hey, isn’t Dad worth it?
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