Lara, for her Eau de Bacon!
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And remember, there can never be too much bacon love.
Here’s Lara’s winning entry:
Eau de Bacon
Lip gloss, boots and assorted bling
Going on dates I’ve done everything
Shower, shave, have good hair days
But there’s a potion that always pays
Forget fancy lotion, Chanel No.5
Cologne, aftershave, none of that jive
Salty, mapley, porky schmears
Dab a little behind the ears
They won’t know why, they can’t tell
The promise of heaven is what they smell.