photo from this story on bacon balm in the Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune
Just when you think you’ve seen everything….
Did you know that there is bacon lip balm available for your chapped lips this winter?
Not only that, but there is more than one brand?
J&D’s Bacon Flavored Lip Balm
“When your bacon hunger has been satisfied but you still crave that bacon taste… now you can make yourself taste like bacon! Our Bacon Flavored Lip Balm is a constant reminder of the awesome power of bacon.”
You can order these on Amazon. They come in four-pack size. Apparently, you’ll be so busy nibbling your lips for the taste of bacon that you’ll eat through an entire package of lip balm in mere days.
Hm.
And the Bacon Lip Balm by Accoutrements comes with this description:
“Every time you eat bacon don’t you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips.”
It is also billed as a “zero-calorie bacon treat.”
We have to say that we might like bacon more than most people, perhaps more than anyone else we know. Still, the only bacon we want on our lips is from the residue of breakfast.
What do you think? Has anyone ever tried these? Do they taste any good?
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Don’t forget about Bacon Soap too!
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I am a true bacon lover and really believe bacon goes with everything. But for some reason, the thought of using bacon lip balm grosses me out. It might just be how I’m feeling right now, almost 9 months pregnant and Queen of Acid Reflux, but eeeew - bacon lip balm.
I’ve got that, but choose to use Baconaise.
xo, Biggles