Is it possible? You still haven’t had enough of bacon?
We haven’t. We’re still loving our applewood-smoked bacon for breakfast and the bacon air freshener hanging down from the rear-view mirror of our car. In writing regular updates on bacon products here on this site, we thought we had come across everything bacon.
Until we saw this.
JD foods has introduced envelopes that taste of bacon, called Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes. It’s brilliant, really. If you sent out holiday cards this year, you know that your tongue was left parched and tasting of sawdust and tire irons at the end of the session. Bleh. Why not enjoy the taste of bacon instead of envelope glue?
As they write on the website:
“No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious bacon instead. That’s right, bacon. It’s not real bacon, mind you, so you won’t have to start storing your envelopes in the refrigerator. But it really does taste like bacon.”
Who knew?
One of my resolutions this year was to start writing more letters again, instead of so many damned emails. With bacon-flavored envelopes, that goal could be pretty easy to keep.
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Funny! Do you know if the glue is gluten free?
Sasha, I don’t know! I thought about that too. I’d call the company to find out.
Whoa, that is the single greatest invention ever.
My first thought was about their gluten-free status as well. I once licked an envelope and was sick for daaaaays because of gluten glue. I really did feel like I was in that Seinfeld episode.